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crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 


thedizbizz:

mydisneyplaylist:

Disney String Medley | performed by Music Inc.

"Can You Feel the Love Tonight" - The Lion King
"Beauty and the Beast" - Beauty and the Beast
"A Whole New World" - Aladdin
"I See the Light" - Tangled
"When You Wish Upon a Star" - Pinocchio
"Kiss the Girl" - The Little Mermaid
"Some Day My Prince Will Come" - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
"A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes" - Cinderella

Perfect love medley for a wedding (:

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Teacher: So what'd everyone do over the summer?
Me: [Muffled Attack on Titan opening playing in the distance]

k3llyb3anartblog:

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this is lithuania’s burden to shoulder


doctorangel:

jncera:

shingeki-no-big-big:

jncera:

jncera:

holy shit. i’m making a red velvet cake and i feel like i’m mixing a bowl of death and carnage

it’s so red

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not sure if committing murder or baking cake…………………….

I didn’t know hannibal had a tumblr

He used to but then i baked him into a cake

*sweats nervously*


pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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paint-fanduhms:

paint-fanduhms:

An apple a day keeps The Doctor away. 

Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.


coolghost:

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.


queen-ant:

I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
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very human faces for a cat


mrcraabs:

why dont we have multiplayer dreams


rivialle-heichou:

SHIRANO

translated by me

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vriska-ler:

when its almost 5am and you’re not really tired at all you know you fucked up


danchou-danchou-revolution:

a-crusty-old-man:

wtftimmy:

This story never gets old I swear LOL

I just died

if you come to visit me you will hear a line from this probably within the first five minutes being in our house

danchou-danchou-revolution:

a-crusty-old-man:

wtftimmy:

This story never gets old I swear LOL

I just died

if you come to visit me you will hear a line from this probably within the first five minutes being in our house


thegestianpoet:

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way


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